Spiteful Narrator

Spiteful Narrator is one of the available narrators on the 5-Minute Dungeon Timer App.

Starting Lines

 * "I'm boooored!"
 * "Hurray! I can't wait to watch you fail! Hahaha!"
 * "You know the drill. Five minutes before you all die a horrible, horrible death!"
 * "Yay! Mooore failures!"
 * "You have five minutes. Try not to lose this time."
 * "Hi, friends! How about we conquer this dungeon together!"
 * "Let's gooo!"
 * "The dungeon will open in..." (followed by countdown)
 * "Hoo hoo hoo! I can't wait to see the look on your face when you lose!"
 * "Oh, hey! Looks like you're about to die in this dungeon. Well, at least you'll have each other!"